• write reviews based on your opinions and suggestions;
• before writing a review – watch the film;
• try to be objective and unbiased;
• consider who your audience is;
• don’t be very specific – I mean try your best to avoid spoilers of all kinds and make your review interesting but leaving a lot to imagination;
• include details about actors and who is starring in the movie;
• do not tell the whole storyline – simply give your opinion;
• give some details about directing and cinematography;
• read your review and … publish!

• you are a boss to yourself

You can be a boss to yourself and you don’t have to listen to somebody anymore. You have to wake up and go to bed when you want and to tail your day according to your needs. That’s great!

• days off

You can take a day off when you need and want.

• you can combine jobs

You can combine a lot of jobs and nobody will think that you are a traitor.

• get rid of boring parts

Unless you write for personal reasons. People will skip half of your post if it looks really boring.

• love and passion

Try to write only about something you really like and love. People will feel the difference.

• write often

The more you write the better writer you will be.

Good luck!

• money

Of you start something like a blog, or create a book, your purposes are commercial, also you may look for fame. Only in such a way you will get recognition. Getting paid for your work is an amazing reward.

• self-expression

There are a lot of people who don’t know a better way to express themselves as to write something and let the other people read it.

• recognition

Fame is a tricky thing. When you have zest for fame … mmm … you should get rid of it. Write!

• You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster

What a sad thing, but right now I perfectly know, that I will never try a rocking chair when I am old.

• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes

Yeap, and the only one thing you would die to do is to get rid of your shoes.

• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

Frankly speaking, it is even devastating, when you want to share your knowledge with people and they simply don’t care.

• Can I reserve you for a week-end?

What the hell he’s been thinking of? Am I a kind of a book or something like this?

• Since my friends are busy …

I can invite you … Oh, dear, never, I am not a substitute and a kind of thing you can spend you time with when there is nobody around.

• You look much better today

I always look amazing and irresistible. Bye, dear, you are too stupid to understand this!

• freelance working

It can be everything, from writing articles to editing someone’s posts. The two main options – it should take a lot of your time and it must bring money.

• write a book

I am not pulling your leg. Who knows, may be you are a great and successful writer, so don’t lose such an opportunity.

• take your photos and sell them

Make your own photos and sell them to numerous advertising agencies.

• start your own business

I mean, if you can create toys, try to sell your toys or something like this.

• do the best

Try your best to earn enough money on your current work.

Such language tends to be exact and logic, with a lot of code words, abbreviations and shortenings. While writing such a message people try their best to reduce the number of characters and they get rid of punctuation marks.

For example, for becomes 4, be – b, are – r, why – y, ate – 8 and so on. Such word as great can be easily interpreted as gr8, later – l8r, before – b4.

The main thing, you don’t have to invent something difficult, everything should be as simple as possible and that is the idea behind such language.

• salutation

Your letter should open by addressing the person you’re writing to. It should be polite. For example, Dear Mr Smith …, Tom …

• short paragraphs

Keep your letter as short and as simple as possible. Get straight to the point – don’t flood. Let each new idea be expressed in a new paragraph.

• stick to one topic

Express only one idea or problem in one letter. If you have to discuss a couple of problems or projects, put them in different letters.  

• grammar

Mind your grammar and remember that emails should follow the same rules of punctuation and grammar as other types of writing.

• end

As to the ending part, don’t forget to type your name and add something like Yours sincerely …

• boxers

And the main feature will be a special print on them, something like I love your ass sounds stupid, you’better think of nicknames or simply I Love You words.

• messages

Short SMS’s are not a childish entertainment since they look cute and not stupid at all. Write something like “2pm – I love you!”

• reasons

Note down a list of reasons why you love him, and present it in a festive way.