• Could you help me please?

Vey useful and completely safe line.

• What do you do for fun?

People adore chatting about themselves and something that makes them feel happy.

• Where does your name originates from?

Popular and sweet attempt.

• Can I reserve you for a week-end?

What the hell he’s been thinking of? Am I a kind of a book or something like this?

• Since my friends are busy …

I can invite you … Oh, dear, never, I am not a substitute and a kind of thing you can spend you time with when there is nobody around.

• You look much better today

I always look amazing and irresistible. Bye, dear, you are too stupid to understand this!

• Do you really need another pair of shoes?

Actually, the same situation with clothes and accessories. Yes, I DO. I need them. I want to look great because of you, I want you to see that I am the best. Even if you don’t understand the logic behind this buying, please, be patient and diplomatic.

• Relax

Never ever recommend me to relax, it’s simply awful. I immediately understand that you don’t care what I am telling you, you simply want me to shut up.

• Is it the time of the month?

It’s really mean to blame us for PMS. And don’t be that self-confident, I can have a bad mood but it’s not because this time of the months.

• They are identical

No, they are NOT. And you’d better have a closer look, otherwise I will think that you don’t care at all.

• I love you

It is great but don’t use this weapon in the middle of the quarrel.

Ever since the advent of the internet, most of us have already forgotten and some have never even heard about genuine, touching and sweet love letters. They seem to be a huge archaism. Gone are the days when women received long and warm hand-written letters  with tons of pleasant words. But tell me please, but, be honest, what can be more romantic than receiving a real love letter? I guess, actually, almost nothing. Believe me, in order to write a nice letter you don’t have to be Shakespeare, the key point is to write what you feel. Such a letter must be deeply personal. Here are some tips how to write a great love letter:

• details

Take a pen and paper and this paper should look elegant. It is highly welcomed to draw flowers or hearts on it. Don’t write a love letter on office paper with special logos.

• greeting

Forget about businesslike and direct phrases like “Dear Sirs” and start your letter with tender salutation.

• feelings

Don’t write a letter the way you write school essays, I mean with obligatory introduction, expository text, and recapitulation. Here you have to express your feelings, to show how much you love this person. Write some special things only the two of you know, your letter can include poetry. Be sincere. Don’t use cliche.

• stay focused

If you don’t know what else to write and your letter is short, you’d better stop where you are, it is no use to write about your daily problems in a love letter. 

• check

When your letter is complete, check it carefully for errors.

• sealing

To add some pizzazz to your letter, seal it with wax, you can find such kits in any bookstore.

Just some general tips:

• keep it simple, but touching;
• don’t focus only on yourself;
• don’t expect something in return;
• don’t lie to impress.

• Do you love me? 

Forget it. Men love their freedom and you can simply scary him. It sounds ridiculous, yes, he does or at least he likes you so very much because he is still with you.

• Do you think she’s pretty?

It goes without saying that you feel so awful and extremely insecure when he can’t take his eyes off a sexual young girl with big boobs … Don’t ask … Anyway, you won’t be satisfied with the answer…. Just pretend that you didn’t notice anything.

• Which outfit do you like better?

Don’t even think to get a reasonable and true answer. He loves you and you look wonderful in any outfit. You’d better ask a friend.

• We need to talk

Oh no …. All men will feel like you are going to make an awful and destructive attack. Try something more subtle. Because with this exact phrase you look like you are ready to fight.

What is more, as a rule, we adore telling it during very inappropriate time.

• Why don’t you go to the gym?

Because … you are not ideal as well. Telling such phrases you are showing him that you don’t like your man the way he is.

• Why can’t you be as successful as my … husband?

Well, you want him to be rich and successful and beautiful … Yeah! But now, listen to me, you will only make him spend less time with your friends or relatives husbands (because they are much better) and he will feel himself really bad. Don’t do this ))) Anyway, you love him and may be their husbands are not so attentive/careful etc.

Hope these tips will make your everyday life easy and pleasant. Good luck!