“It’s a good thing my dress ripped because now I have something else to think about,” Julianne Hough. Her wardrobe malfunction turned to be a nice thing to laugh at.

“If I talk to you for more than five minutes, I’m probably going to write a song about you,” Taylor Swift. Ouch, you’d better never tell this girl your secrets, otherwise the whole world can hear them in her songs.

“I’m just drunk right now” that is exactly the way Blake Shelton deals with stress.

• If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure
  - Dan Quayle

And don’t you think, dear, that is goes without saying? There is no use to tell everybody the evident.

• That’s the fastest time ever run – but not as fast as the world record
  - David Coleman

Ouch! Too awful to believe it was said by a smart person.

• If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life
  - Brooke Shields

Yeah, Brooke, and not life at all!!!