• Could you help me please?

Vey useful and completely safe line.

• What do you do for fun?

People adore chatting about themselves and something that makes them feel happy.

• Where does your name originates from?

Popular and sweet attempt.

• You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster

What a sad thing, but right now I perfectly know, that I will never try a rocking chair when I am old.

• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes

Yeap, and the only one thing you would die to do is to get rid of your shoes.

• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

Frankly speaking, it is even devastating, when you want to share your knowledge with people and they simply don’t care.

• Can I reserve you for a week-end?

What the hell he’s been thinking of? Am I a kind of a book or something like this?

• Since my friends are busy …

I can invite you … Oh, dear, never, I am not a substitute and a kind of thing you can spend you time with when there is nobody around.

• You look much better today

I always look amazing and irresistible. Bye, dear, you are too stupid to understand this!

• Do you really need another pair of shoes?

Actually, the same situation with clothes and accessories. Yes, I DO. I need them. I want to look great because of you, I want you to see that I am the best. Even if you don’t understand the logic behind this buying, please, be patient and diplomatic.

• Relax

Never ever recommend me to relax, it’s simply awful. I immediately understand that you don’t care what I am telling you, you simply want me to shut up.

• Is it the time of the month?

It’s really mean to blame us for PMS. And don’t be that self-confident, I can have a bad mood but it’s not because this time of the months.

• They are identical

No, they are NOT. And you’d better have a closer look, otherwise I will think that you don’t care at all.

• I love you

It is great but don’t use this weapon in the middle of the quarrel.

Ever since the advent of the internet, most of us have already forgotten and some have never even heard about genuine, touching and sweet love letters. They seem to be a huge archaism. Gone are the days when women received long and warm hand-written letters  with tons of pleasant words. But tell me please, but, be honest, what can be more romantic than receiving a real love letter? I guess, actually, almost nothing. Believe me, in order to write a nice letter you don’t have to be Shakespeare, the key point is to write what you feel. Such a letter must be deeply personal. Here are some tips how to write a great love letter:

• details

Take a pen and paper and this paper should look elegant. It is highly welcomed to draw flowers or hearts on it. Don’t write a love letter on office paper with special logos.

• greeting

Forget about businesslike and direct phrases like “Dear Sirs” and start your letter with tender salutation.

• feelings

Don’t write a letter the way you write school essays, I mean with obligatory introduction, expository text, and recapitulation. Here you have to express your feelings, to show how much you love this person. Write some special things only the two of you know, your letter can include poetry. Be sincere. Don’t use cliche.

• stay focused

If you don’t know what else to write and your letter is short, you’d better stop where you are, it is no use to write about your daily problems in a love letter. 

• check

When your letter is complete, check it carefully for errors.

• sealing

To add some pizzazz to your letter, seal it with wax, you can find such kits in any bookstore.

Just some general tips:

• keep it simple, but touching;
• don’t focus only on yourself;
• don’t expect something in return;
• don’t lie to impress.