Fine

Nothing is fine, actually. You simply have to shut up and understand that you are wrong.

5 minutes

Be ready to wait for a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes when we are waiting for you.

Go ahead

Don’t even try to go ahead, it is a warning, not a permission.

You look great

As simple as that. Men have insecurities and they always like when we make them compliments.

You’re right

This phrase works wonders because all men love to be right and when you show him that you understand how important and clever he is, it makes him feel fantastic.

Can you help me?

That is the best ego-booster ever. it will make your man feel very brave, courageous, very macho and noble.

Вщтже be shy – try these phrases!

• Romeo and Juliet

It goes without saying that the two of them are ultimately great literary lovers. We don’t know whether Romeo and Juliet really existed or not but the play about them shows the power of true love and this play of Shakespeare is one of the most popular plays today.

• Tarzan and Jane

Oh, I love this couple. I really do. Tarzan is a character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs in the novel Tarzan of the Apes. Tarzan and the young American Jane love each other so much. It is so touching.

• Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester

Poor Jane Eyre is in love with her wealthy employer, Edward Rochester. Their love is full of pleasant and terrible surprises but such a feeling definitely deserves praises and attention.

• no guessing games

Always remember, that it’s easy to misinterpret your words. Another person can easily think you were sarcastic or even indifferent when you were simply out of words or sad. Put the right punctuations marks. If somebody got you wrong wait until you’re face to face to talk about it in order not to make the situation even more complicated.

• no teasing

Text messages are ideal for flirting, but never say something you don’t feel.

• no aggression

Avoid aggressive messages because such texts are awful, and you will never solve the problem only make is sound worse.

• nothing

Believe me, as a rule, nothing is usually something. And even more … it means a huge boom, scandal or troubles. When she says nothing it means you’ve forgotten something special and important, you’d better fix the situation.

• how do I look?

This time you should notice something new and important. It could be anything – simply be attentive. P.S. Fine is not the right answer.

• five minutes

It means anything but not 5 minutes. Wait and don’t ask too much!

I am ready to bet you already understand women better. To be continued …

• Could you help me please?

Vey useful and completely safe line.

• What do you do for fun?

People adore chatting about themselves and something that makes them feel happy.

• Where does your name originates from?

Popular and sweet attempt.

• You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster

What a sad thing, but right now I perfectly know, that I will never try a rocking chair when I am old.

• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes

Yeap, and the only one thing you would die to do is to get rid of your shoes.

• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

Frankly speaking, it is even devastating, when you want to share your knowledge with people and they simply don’t care.

• Can I reserve you for a week-end?

What the hell he’s been thinking of? Am I a kind of a book or something like this?

• Since my friends are busy …

I can invite you … Oh, dear, never, I am not a substitute and a kind of thing you can spend you time with when there is nobody around.

• You look much better today

I always look amazing and irresistible. Bye, dear, you are too stupid to understand this!

• Do you really need another pair of shoes?

Actually, the same situation with clothes and accessories. Yes, I DO. I need them. I want to look great because of you, I want you to see that I am the best. Even if you don’t understand the logic behind this buying, please, be patient and diplomatic.

• Relax

Never ever recommend me to relax, it’s simply awful. I immediately understand that you don’t care what I am telling you, you simply want me to shut up.

• Is it the time of the month?

It’s really mean to blame us for PMS. And don’t be that self-confident, I can have a bad mood but it’s not because this time of the months.

• They are identical

No, they are NOT. And you’d better have a closer look, otherwise I will think that you don’t care at all.

• I love you

It is great but don’t use this weapon in the middle of the quarrel.

Ever since the advent of the internet, most of us have already forgotten and some have never even heard about genuine, touching and sweet love letters. They seem to be a huge archaism. Gone are the days when women received long and warm hand-written letters  with tons of pleasant words. But tell me please, but, be honest, what can be more romantic than receiving a real love letter? I guess, actually, almost nothing. Believe me, in order to write a nice letter you don’t have to be Shakespeare, the key point is to write what you feel. Such a letter must be deeply personal. Here are some tips how to write a great love letter:

• details

Take a pen and paper and this paper should look elegant. It is highly welcomed to draw flowers or hearts on it. Don’t write a love letter on office paper with special logos.

• greeting

Forget about businesslike and direct phrases like “Dear Sirs” and start your letter with tender salutation.

• feelings

Don’t write a letter the way you write school essays, I mean with obligatory introduction, expository text, and recapitulation. Here you have to express your feelings, to show how much you love this person. Write some special things only the two of you know, your letter can include poetry. Be sincere. Don’t use cliche.

• stay focused

If you don’t know what else to write and your letter is short, you’d better stop where you are, it is no use to write about your daily problems in a love letter. 

• check

When your letter is complete, check it carefully for errors.

• sealing

To add some pizzazz to your letter, seal it with wax, you can find such kits in any bookstore.

Just some general tips:

• keep it simple, but touching;
• don’t focus only on yourself;
• don’t expect something in return;
• don’t lie to impress.